Gay or the Bachelor?
The tenth season starts tonight, and the latest man-prize—a Navy doctor—is on the hunt for a fiancée...or maybe a first mate? Check out the sexually ambiguous attributes we spotted, and tell us what we missed in the comment section.
1) HIGHLIGHTED HAIR: A little trim is never enough.
2) BOYISH FACE: The camera hates a beard.
3) LONG-STEMMED ROSE: Sometimes, getting pricked is a pleasure.
4) DARK SUIT: The second he steps out of the closet, it's all business.
5) MANICURED HANDS: To hide any nail-biting over whom he prefers.
6) RING: By slipping this on, you agree to work through the hard times to come.
7) BUFFED SHOES: He learned the spit shine in the Navy.
What tell-tale traits did you notice? Post them in our comment section below. And don't miss "Gay or Celebrity Baby Daddy?" in the April issue of Details.
Photograph by Vincent Dilio.
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The Bachelor's car is ambiguous. Do they still make DeLoreans?
RealityTVNewsBlog
Apr 3, 2007 2:15:36 PM
4. Even in the Navy, wearing dress whites is so gay.
nyk718
Apr 4, 2007 2:32:12 PM
That is me in the photo. I don't know why they thought I had highlights or manicured hands (I've got neither) but how could they miss that swish in my step? Hello!!
jesseonthebrink
Apr 4, 2007 2:43:23 PM
Did he appear on "Dancing with the Stars", what was he famous for? His posture tells it all. Can you do a close up on the eye brows? OH, I forgot, you had me at "Navy"
jaysm
Oct 28, 2007 1:15:28 PM
As far as I've seen, everyone is bisexual (that is, sexually interested in humans, overall) until psychological trauma determines the rest.
Everybody's probably heard something along the lines of "I better not catch you doing any gay s#*&." It goes further, of course.
You can probably draw your conclusions from there.
erqwa
Nov 7, 2007 7:18:41 AM
he seems like all the nerds you americans have in the US, doesn?t he?
creative01
Jan 6, 2008 6:25:50 PM