Gay or Celebrity Baby Daddy?
He finally won the paternity suit...but is he still on the hunt for a fraternity suitor? Our analysis of the shutterbug's most dubious attributes is below. Share your opinions in the comment section.
1) OVERSTYLED HAIR: Messy, because the baby keeps him up all night.
2) DAZED EXPRESSION: It's hard to keep up the enthusiasm on this side of the camera.
3) FAKE TAN: When your lover lives like a candle in the wind, you can't help catching a few rays.
4) SLIM PHYSIQUE: TrimmmmSpa, baby!
5) PARTIALLY UNBUTTONED SHIRT: What, you thought your mama's chest was the only one worth flaunting?
6) TIGHT WHITE PANTS: When you've got the law on your side, your confidence grows.
7) CAMERA: Even the most seasoned professional needs two hands to squeeze off a good shot.
Did you notice any sexually ambiguous traits that we missed? Post them below. And look for the next installment of "Gay or...?" in the May issue of Details.
Photograph by Brooke Nipar.
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hahaha... good piece. You forgot to draw a line to the now-fat wallet in his back pocket
insightful_critique
Apr 11, 2007 10:36:31 AM
Your forgot easy access to his zipper to quickly "come and go"....
Rbinlkcty
Apr 23, 2007 11:11:09 AM
You forgot the ever so sassy hand on his hip! Perhaps he's waiting for his "wife"?
lawsont
Jul 18, 2007 7:13:32 PM
White Pants are a dead give away. Straight men do not wear white pants unless you are rich. Too coordinated with the wardrobe!
jaysm
Oct 28, 2007 1:11:41 PM