
When Barack Obama declared "We are the change we've been waiting for," the pundits scratched their heads. In retrospect, though, it seems as if That One was onto something. For better or worse, we're living through a moment of intense transformation. In politics, the Bush years have been dustbinned. As far as the economy goes, the heady days of hedge-fund excess have been reduced to burnt toast. And from a Madonna standpoint, the Guy Ritchie era has been swept away. "The Power 40" reflects this whiplash-inducing volatility. Many of the usual suspects have been replaced with an array of wild cards and agents of change. A home-wrecking home-run hitter? Check. Tech guys who have all of tweendom a-Twitter? Yup. Buddhists with bombs? Uh-huh. This year proved you can never be sure of what comes next (hell, Chinese Democracy finally showed up, didn't it?). The whole point of power, after all, is to keep 'em guessing.
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1. THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE AGENT >> |
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2. NEEL KASHKARI >>
Bailout Czar |
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3. THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER REPORTER >> |
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4. BAITULLAH MEHSUD >>
Commander, Pakistani Taliban |
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5. THE PALIN BUNCH >>
Todd, Track, and Trig Palin,
Levi Johnston |
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6. THE BIPOLAR BROKER >> |
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7. TOM CRUISE >>
Leading Man |
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8. BARACK'S BOYS >>
David Plouffe, Campaign Manager,
Jon Favreau, Chief Speechwriter |
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9. THE GREENWASHERS >>
David Jones, Euro RSCG,
Christopher Barger, GM,
Matt Kistler, Wal-Mart |
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10. FERNANDO SÁNCHEZ ARELLANO AND HERIBERTO LAZCANO >>
Reputed Drug Kingpins |
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11. JOHN MAYER >>
Press Whore |
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12. THE HIPSTER FARMER >> |
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13. THE COMIC-BOOK GEEK >> |
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14. RAJAT AND JAYANT AGARWALLA >>
Scrabble Revivalists |
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15. MICHAEL RAPINO >>
CEO, Live Nation |
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16. THE BROKEN SOLDIER >> |
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17. LARRY RUDOLPH >>
Star Resuscitator |
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18. EVAN WILLIAMS AND JACK DORSEY >>
Cofounders, Twitter |
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19. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. >>
Actor |
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20. THE FAT BOY >> |
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21. JOEL OSTEEN >>
Pastor, Lakewood Church |
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22. THE HOLLYWOOD STRIKER >> |
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23. THE BADASS BUDDHISTS >> |
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24. NICK JONAS >>
Guitarist/singer, The Jonas Brothers |
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25. ALEX RODRIGUEZ >>
Third Baseman, New York Yankees |
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26. THE HACKTIVISTS >>
Moot, Anonymous, Rubico |
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27. BOBBY JINDAL >>
Governor, Louisiana |
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28. THE PREPPY >> |
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29. LIL WAYNE>>
Crossover Kid |
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30. CHINESE DEMOCRACY >>
Reclusive Rock Album |
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31. THE SPACE INVADERS >>
Zhai Zhigang, Jing Haipeng, Liu Boming, Astronauts |
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32. NATE SILVER >>
Statistical Soothsayer |
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33. ANDREW STANTON >>
Writer-director |
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34. ROCK BAND BROTHERS AND THE GUITAR HERO >>
Kai Huang, CEO, RedOctane
Alex Rigopulos and Eran Egozy, Cofounders, Harmonix |
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35. TOBIAS MEYER >>
Worldwide Head of Contemporary Art, Sotheby's |
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36. THE COLD WARRIORS >>
Mikheil Saakashvili, President, Georgia
Dmitry Medvedev, President, Russia |
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37. JUSTIN GASTON >>
Parents' Nightmare |
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38. R. KELLY >>
Singer |
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39. CLAY AIKEN >>
Gay American Idol |
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40. THOMAS BEATIE >>
Mr. Mom |
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