The Lord of Celebrity Smut
David Hans Schmidt has profited from the videos he's releasedand the footage he hasn't. Read the story and share your thoughts in the comment section below
-By Sanjiv Bhattacharya
-Photograph by Chris McPherson
Lying on his couch one afternoon in late February, David Hans Schmidt puts Oprah on mute, grabs his ringing phone, and raises an eyebrow. "Where's 732?" He flips it to speaker. "Hans Schmidt."
"Er, hi. I had a look at your website," says a male voice. "I've got footage of Cassandra Peterson copulating in the seventies. She was Elvira, Mistress of the Dark? She's in negotiation to do a reality show now . . ."
This is how it is for Schmidt these days. The filth finds him. Porn on a plate. Such are the rewards of being America's premier peddler of celebrity smut. At 46, Schmidt has a rèsumè that includes the Gennifer Flowers Penthouse cover, Tonya Harding's wedding-night video, Paris Hilton's private diaries, nude shots of Private Jessica Lynch, Amber Frey, and Jamie Foxx, and sex tapes of Colin Farrell and Dustin Diamondand, if the man on the phone is for real (Schmidt is still determining the tape's authenticity), maybe Elvira, too.
"Tell me, is there full sex, fellatio, cunnilingus?" Schmidt asks, pacing the room in stonewashed jeans and cowboy boots. The man claims there's 18 minutes of high-res action. In color. With a money shot.










