Now that he's finally split from his girlfriend, Prince William can make chasing tail and banging supermodels his crowning achievement. Read our take, then post your thoughts on who Wills should sow his royal oats with.

-By Bart Blasengame

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The commemorative plates have been shattered on the palace steps, the Benson & Hedges have been ground into the steak-and-kidney pudding, and Sir Elton John has had to squash plans to release "Candle in the Wind 2007 (Royal Wedding cha-ching remix)." Prince William—the big HRH, the future Duke of Rothesay, an heir to the thrones of Tuvalu, Belize, Papua New Guinea, and a series of other sun-dappled oceanfront properties—is once again polishing his scepter alone.

And throughout the world everyone's asking the same important question: Are the British familiar with the term poon hound?