AMERICAN PIE
You don't need to fly to Italy to try the world's best pizza. Check out the nation's finest works of coal-fired, mozzarella-slathered, crisp-doughed art
THAT WAS NO "ACCIDENT"
You two were careful, but somehow she got pregnant. It happens. Or not... Getting tricked into fatherhood by a woman hell-bent on getting pregnant is much more common than you think
IDOL FACE OR O-FACE?
See whether you can tell a high note from a climax based on these open-mouthed expressions
LANCE ARMSTRONG
The 35-year-old retired supercyclist on what it's like to hang up the yellow jersey and just live (strong). Plus: Lance proves he's still ripped at our cover shootwatch the footage, feel inferior
BACK IN ACTION
With the Geritol set going another round in rough-and-tumble movie roles, we wonder whether it isn't time to hang up the gloves. Plus: a look at the stars then and nowit ain't pretty
WHO'S THE BOSS?
You're on topstart acting like it. You can't maintain a position of power by loitering around your minions' cubicles. Plus: the management styles of the best-known top brassiron-fisted or limp-wristed?
NOMINATE THE NEXT "GAY OR...?"
Someone setting off your gaydar more than 007? We'll put him on our hot list of back-page candidates
Q&A WITH WILL SELF
The notoriously satirical novelist and columnist on his 15th book, being called a "literary bad boy," and that unfortunate incident where he snorted heroin on the prime minister's plane
KNOW + TELL CLASSICS
From the Austin Healey to The Things They Carriedall the clothes, books, cars, movies, and music you should already own
















