ORLANDO BLOOM
The heartthrob actor turns 30 just as his second megabucks franchise wraps. What's next?
PLUS: Photos of the Pirates star that aren't in the magazine
THE SOPHISTICATED GRILL
Burgers and ribs are charcoal-worthy pursuits, but why stick to standard fare?
PLUS: Meats and condiments that raise the culinary bar
FALLEN HEROES
Captain America finally kicked it, and a country full of jaded Gen Xers can't fathom why the comic crusader put his ass on the line in the first place
YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG
Laugh at greasy Brandon Davis all you want, but are you so far removed?
PLUS: Take our douche testthen nominate "those guys" in your life
THE LORD OF CELEBRITY SMUT
David Hans Schmidt has profited from the videos he's releasedand the footage he hasn't.
PLUS: Tell us what you think at The Provocateur, our hub for all things controversial
BOTOX TIME?
The battle against crow's feet and laugh lines starts much earlier than you think
SUPER-SIZE ME
As diet books fly off the shelves, these couples get off on the culturally shunned alternative: the ever-expanding waistline
VERDICT FACE OR O-FACE
Are they rejoicing over an outcome in the courtroom or celebrating a victory in the bedroom? Take our online quiz
KNOW + TELL CLASSICS
All the clothes, cars, music, movies, books, and grooming products we've decreed essential
THE PROVOCATEUR
From biracial swinging to why gay men make the best bosses, our hub for all things controversial demands you talkor shoutback
STYLE FOR MAY DAYS
Canvas shoes and slim sweatshirts to welcome blue skies
FOLLOW THE RULES: TOMMY HILFIGER
The designer's ten guidelines for looking good
HOW TO WEAR A KHAKI SUIT
Ditch black wool and master summer's sand-hued looks
GARRY SHANDLING UNCUT
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