The Trans Fat Did It

The Trans Fat Did It
Headline, front page, this past Monday's New York Daily News: WHAT THEY FOUND IN ANNA NICOLE'S FRIDGE!
(It was methadone and Slim-Fast, by the way.)
These days, when a person dies, we immediately check out his or her eating habits.
Officially, the cause of Anna Nicole's death is still undetermined.
Not to me.
There's a pattern. It's not just Anna Nicole.
Anna Nicole's son is dead.
Anna Nicole's second husband is dead.
Anna Nicole's second husband's son is dead.
Anna Nicole's first husband was a fry cook. Suspicious, wouldn't you say?










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