Easy to Understand
A coyote walked into a Quiznos sub shop in downtown Chicago last week and took a seat atop a stack of sodas.
(It was removed shortly afterward by animal control officers.)
It made me wonder about the habits of coyotes, and I looked to Wikipedia for answers.
Could it be that the coyote felt at home among typical fast food restaurant customers?
Unlikely. Says Wikipedia, "The coyote is an extremely lean animal and may appear underfed."
Maybe it was hoping to chat up some of the younger patrons.
That makes sense. Says Wikipedia, "The calls a coyote makes are high-pitched and variously described as howls, yips, yelps, and barks."
Could it have been a connoisseur of fast food?
Possibly. Says Wikipedia, "They commonly eat deer excrement during winter months in northern climates."
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