Hey, Boston, Shut the F#%* Up!
Boston, I used to like you. I used to visit every couple of years, go for a long run along the Charles, eat some chowder down on the Fish Pier. But this year, something began to curdle inside me. The slobbery tears at midcourt (this was for Red!), the icy Papelbon glare (ooh, we’re scared!), the creepy cult of (the genius) Bill Belichick and (the golden) Theo Epstein and (the dashing) Tom Brady and (the extremely fucking annoying) Yoooooooook… Enough. We get it. You rule the universe. Yes, it’s quite an impressive run you’re on here. (For a small city.) But remember, fifteen years ago, your teams sucked large donkey balls (Pats: 5-11; Celtics: 32-50; Red Sox: 80-82). And because sports go in cycles, they will soon suck again. So relax. Try some humility. It becomes you.—bob finch
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Hey Bob, Shut the F#%* Up!
Bob, We NEVER liked you. Please don't visit again. If you are sick of our success, stay the F#%* away and shut off ESPN. Better yet move to Kansas City, Oakland, Washington or another "small city" and wallow in misery with them. You are right, sports go in cycles, and we will suck again at some point, which makes it even more important to revel in our success while it lasts. So, Bob, either get on the party bus or don't bitch about getting run over by it when you visit. Oh, and again....F#%* You
intown_02116
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Hey Bob, I know you don't actually know how to read and instead just spoke as your mom typed this for you, but I want you to go to HTTP://GetOutofMyBallpark.com and see what the fine city of Boston thinks of your rampant idiocy.
Done
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HAHAHAHA - Done, I just checked out that Ballpark website. It's AWESOME. I hope Bob Finch logs onto the computer in his mother's basement in between his bedroom and the laundry room and reads it.
It's a MUST READ website. www.GetOutOfMyBallpark.com
Jack27
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