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Q: What’s up with the bottom button of a three-button suit? I have recently gotten in several arguments because I insist on buttoning my bottom button. Maybe I missed this lesson, but as far as I’m concerned, if the button wasn’t meant to be used, it wouldn’t be there.
A: Several arguments? Have you considered a career in law? Oh, I know the type: “If God had intended that hole to be empty, he wouldn’t have put a button there.” But then, sir, what about your nipples? See what I mean? They’re not functional. They’re like the buttons on your suit sleeves. My grandpa said those were put there so you can’t wipe your runny nose on your jacket sleeve, and I bet you’d believe that, just like I did when I was 6. Sometimes a button is just decoration.
June 2005
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