Q: When I wear boxers, you can tell I am wearing boxers. I don’t wear tight pants, but you can still tell—and I mean not when I get excited but on regular occasions. Is this OK, particularly in an office? Or should I stick to briefs, even though I prefer boxers?

A: I think your pants probably are too tight. Oh yes, they are! If they are not too tight, you could always have penis-reduction surgery. Never get excited at the office. Are you an organ donor?

January 2002

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