GQ: The Dickhead Dozen

12. James Spader as Steff
Pretty in Pink, 1986

His Look: Feathered-back blond hair, Porsche, baggy cotton suit, constipated glare

Why He’s a Dick: He chews out his wealthy best friend for stooping to date a misfit (Molly Ringwald) who recently shot down his own advances.

Photo: Paramount Pictures/Everett Collection