Departing today: The Great Brazil Express, a new luxury train touring some of South America's most beautiful terrain. Its inaugural seven-day trip starts in Curitiba, southern Brazil's largest city, and wends its way west to Iguazu Falls, a sight at which Eleanor Roosevelt apocryphally exclaimed, "Poor Niagara! This makes it look like a kitchen faucet." Whether or not you're as impressed by running water (a lot of it, admittedly), you'll find an equal amount of appeal in the train's plush decor and accommodations. Trips start at about $3,500, and they only book 22 passengers per tour. Check out the trailer below—yep, even train trips have trailers now—and try to get past the narrator, who sounds exactly like Troy McClure.