As you might have heard—you know, everywhere—Sex and the City hit theaters. The film's inspired immediate reactions online, some of which are pretty funny. Here's our roundup of the best.

- Gawker films dudes to ask why they're seeing the movie. They answer that it's definitely not because they're gay, except for those dudes who are.
-The New Yorker's Anthony Lane intuits the plot before even seeing it. (Spoiler alert: It's about women who have man trouble, then don't.)
-New York reveals that even some of the stars can't bear to watch it.
-GQ offers ten viable excuses for reluctant boyfriends to get out of going.
- And an L.A. sketch comedy troupe goes on record with reactions outside Mann's Chinese. (See the video below.)