
Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure there's a scene in one of those Left Behind movies in which airline passengers are shown sitting quietly in their seats one minute andpoof!are yanked up to heaven the next. For a select few, all that's left is a blue shirt and a pair of Dockers. The rapture!
Well, for Hillary Clinton's sake, let's hope the big moment doesn't come while she's jetting from one last-ditch campaign stop to another. As the Times reports today, the senator recently "added a notch to her belt on the drinking-war front when she strode to the back of her plane nursing a generous tumbler of amber-colored liquid." I suspect that sauntering up an airplane aisle with a glass of Maker's pretty much guarantees you'll be, uh, Left Behind™ when the moment comes. The same would be true for John McCain, whose past in and around the Senate in its hard-drinking days happens to be chronicled in another story from today's Times. Obama, for his part, enjoys an ice-cold Bud. Or so he says.
In reality, of course, both Clinton and Obama are cynically boozing on cue in an attempt to connect with the working-class voters and to avoid being tagged with the dread "elitist" label. (McCain the former fighter pilot gets a pass on this one.) Yeah, well, it may be an act, but it's an act I can get behind. After two decades of elections dominated by staged displays of phony piety, it's mighty refreshing to watch these Presidential wannabes compete to demonstrate that they actually know how to enjoy life once in a while. Hillary's newfound taste for bourbon may be as fake as the Southern accent she puts on below the Mason-Dixon line, but as a man who enjoys the occasional whisky at the end of a long, hard day, I'll say this: I'm enjoying being pandered to.
TYLER THORESON
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