A guy can still dream, right?

If you've somehow managed to survive the Panic of '08 with your fortunes intact (and feel like offering some economic stimulus to Southern California), check out the new Resort at Pelican Hill, opening today in Orange County's Newport Coast. The 504-acre property includes 204 private bungalows and 128 villas (not to mention 750 mature olive trees), and the suites have the requisite flat-screens, round-the-clock butlers, fireplacesmade of hand-carved limestone from Italy, fear notand 500-thread-count linens. Should you still want to leave your room, there are two seaside golf courses, classically designed porticos, and 28-foot Palladian rotundas. (Humble it ain't.) But our favorite detail might be the 136-foot saltwater Coliseum pool, which the hotel claims is laid out in a perfect circle. (We wonder what Platoor R.E.M.might have to say about that.) Naturally, a stay will cost you: A night in a four-bedroom villa is $2,700; basic rooms start at $695 per night. Well timed? Not exactly, but if you've been working hard enough to afford a stay here, you probably deserve a vacation.
22800 Pelican Hill Rd. S., Newport Coast, CA, (949) 467-6800, pelicanhill.com





