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March 28, 2007—Remember that Entourage episode where Johnny Drama ponders getting implants to enhance his scrawny calves? Turns out that plotline may not have been so absurd: According to a new study by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, calf augmentation is now the second-fastest-growing form of male cosmetic surgery. Here are the top five male procedures, ranked by increase in popularity between 2005 and 2006. (And we shouldn't need to tell you this, but we're reporting here, not endorsing.)

1. Pectoral implants: Up 99 percent
2. Calf augmentation: Up 49 percent
3. Thigh-lifts: Up 39 percent
4. Face-lifts: Up 25 percent
5. Breast reduction: Up 22 percent